Doesn’t matter how old I am, this is me when a doctor walks in to give me a shot.
(On the outside)
“This arm doc? Ok.”
(Inside my head)
“Oh my gosh…..oh my gosh…that needle is huge. Why is the doctor smiling? Does she know something I don’t? Do I look funny right now? Wait, maybe it’s my arm? Whoa…it looks real dry…did I forget to put lotion on it? She’s laughing at my dry arm…how rude. I mean look at her arm…its not perfect. Well excuse me miss perfect arm. Some of us were not born with immaculate arms ok? Look away…geez that hurts. I should have put lotion on…my arm game is not on point. Did I just say ‘arm game’? Who says that?
Doc: All done…
Me: Thank you miss perfect arm…
Doc: Excuse me?